[Solved] Replace cout

Unfortunately, this is possible. But in no sense can I condone it.

#include <iostream>

namespace std
{
class not_actually_cout{};

template<typename T>
not_actually_cout& operator<< (not_actually_cout& stream, const T & v)
{
    std::cout << v << std::endl;
    return stream;
}

not_actually_cout not_actually_cout_instance;
}

#define cout not_actually_cout_instance

int main(void)
{
    cout << "why god why";
    cout << "please no";
    return 0;
}

Outputs:

why god why
please no